Ehm ... I ... eh ... What can one do to a woman who doesn´t have a tail one can tie things to - hmmm.
GET A GRIP, JOHNNY !!!
All the visitors here are fans of that there Johnny Depp - and they have after all read Meepsie´s sweet tale so far, so ... And they wouldn´t have opened this page if they didn´t want to .. ? .. hear ... me???
... the page is already opened ...
Yikes? Erm - hi - eh - friends?

BEWARE - here be humans ... ehm?
.. I mean, dragons ... - chapter 11

How do you do, my dear, dear reader, who has - presumably, that is - stayed with Meeps and - and me through ten looooooong chapters to get to where we are now ...
Congratulation y the way with such an amazing show of stamina -o*
Meeps have bought all kind of cakes and candy - nuts too *O* - today. And we have wine, coffee, tea - green Japanese tea too ... And hot chocolate for you to drink *O* And cold to eat ... Oh, and cokes of course -O* Light and regular - and both Coca Cola and Pepsi so you can just choose.
Please make yourselves comfortable and hear what happened to the different people after Yasmina, Meeps and I had gone "under cover" (awful pun ...) in our wonderful bed *O*
To begin with the bad news ... Princess Irma Husgood has come "out of the closet" and declared her undying love for Vivian La Regina -_-
And please don´t misunderstand me! Meeps and I have several gay friends whom we love very much - as friends, that is *o* But I think those two women - Vivian and Irma - are bad news for everybody no matter what sexual preference they have ... And now that they are official a couple only make it worse in my opinion. ... Twice as bad one might say - we must just hope for the best, I guess.
Irma´s father king Mordacai on the other hand does not like lesbians at all, it seems. He has solemnly declared that he has no daughter anymore after the princess´ announcement. I do feel a bit sorry for her on account of that - if one´s parents doesn´t stick by you, who does ...
But last I heard there was even talk of the king adopting Tom Cru ... Sir Lancelot, I mean - and making him the crown prince of his mini kingdom ...
Really !!!
... let´s hurry and get on to the good news *o*
The "force-ring" has been destroyed! Yackatoota flew up and dropped it in a live volcano for us. That should be warm enough to melt the gold completely and destroy the magic in it *O*
Oh, and same suave dragon is still trying to persuade Amaritza to something involving eggs and dragon babies and that kind of nice things. Or at least that they should be a couple *o*
I eh .. must admit ... I am trying to help him win her over and I think we will succeed in the end. ... the ever naughty Miss Meeps claims "Amy" has never been able to resist her darling Johnny ... And that Yackatoota is 99.9 % as charming as me - poor bloke ... dragon *o*
So same giggle puss - Meepsie - claims the poor female actually hasn´t got a chance in Hell ... That is not quite fair, is it? To "force" her to love the critter just because she is too sweet to say no - and we are actually bullying her into ammmm???

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Hmm ... Raistlin will have to wait a bit, cluck thinks!
Johnny ... It is fair to try and persuade people to do something, You two charmers are not forcing Amaritza - couldn´t force her to do anything she didn´t want to do already *O*
She is already in love with Yacka in my opinion ... Just needs to be told it is alright for a fierce warrior dragon to let her guard down a bit and enjoy the sweeter things in life a little -o*
Let´s see - what more good news do we have? Come on, sweetie! Help a forgetful broad a bit here *o*
The Headless Horseman on the other war-axe swinging hand is not in love, he claims - he is disgusted! Daredevil came back to him and asked if he could be the Headless´s horse again. And of course he could - "The Headless" was delighted *O*
But now Butterfly and Daredevil are head over horse shoes in love and almost ignoring their exasperated rider.
Same Headless Horseman irate whacked Johnny´s cute ba-ha-ha-ckside with the flat side of his sword when my darling giggled "It´s spring, Chris. People is falling in love left, right and centre - I even know a female ghost if you are interested" -O*
... later though same fearsome, originally German warrior ghost asked me discreetly if I knew the phone number of the fashion conscious ghost.
And I did *o*
So maybe there will both baby dragons, foals and baby ghosts later *O*
Let me see - what else?>The cute baby squirrel on the island of Skadeland has met a handsome young male squirrel and is also rather happy. But she still once in a while sighs that nobody is as beautiful as her darling "big squirrel" Johnny -o*
Squirrels grow up very quickly - do you think she can manage a few cute little squirrel kiddies this year too?
And our little baby girl Yasmina did come home to her family. We managed to contact the World Counsel of Djinns. And since her parents had already reported their daughter missing it was easy to match the two cases up.
So Yasmina´s parents and maternal grandmother came to our house in the enchanted wood to fetch the little cutie. And all were very happy. Although Yasmina clearly wanted to keep her Johnny too *O*
... but after some claiming she wanted to take him home with her added thoughtfully - and magnanimously - "And Meeps can come home with us too. So Johnny won´t get sad because he misses her" That little ... sweetie -O* We all laughed though Johnny also had tears in his eyes.
... O.K. I had to blow my nose a bit too! What can I say - I am a sentimental broad ... Tshee *o*
As for Fizban and his revelation about the Holy Grail being at my place ... Mutual friends has talked to the wizard and he has promised to change the text in the book magically so it doesn´t mention me at all *O*
And since the book was published by Hogwarts´ publishing company The Rising Phoenix Dumbledore and some of his teachers will help changing the text too *o* ... hopefully not that many have read it already?
As I think I have already mentioned I am studying again. And with one of the masters *o* I do not want to be feeling so helpless again ...
So I have to get use to using my magic without the help of objects or spell components. But that is SO difficult, I tell you !!!
Raistlin says though it all depends on having a good imagination ... And I have certainly never lacked imagination, I guess -o* So maybe I will manage in the end.
I am especially interested in spells who erects a shield between me and other magic creatures/persons. Or spells who can move me and any person I choose out of the famous 'harm´s way'. Or make us invisible perhaps ...
If I had been able to use that kind of spells without my wand on our recent adventure I could have gotten Johnny and me away from those ... Vivian and the princess *o*
... or I could at least have tried!
I am somehow not satisfied with just threatening with my good and powerful friends ... It is very lovely to be able to do that! And I am a lucky girl that Johnny´s sweetness and charm have secured us all these friends *O* What, Johnny ...
They were my friends before I met you?? Well, yes, but - oh, will you be quiet, boy !!! Now you made me blush again!! Tshe *o* Maybe *O* ... but still - I would like to be able to do a bit on my own. Not being a magical Terminator or another super hero. Just be able to run away or hide or something other than having to relay on my - or in this case Johnny´s - gab.
Uncle Hermes - that is still the retired Greek god of merchants, thieves and lawyers and Johnny Sweets's sweet daddy -o* - and before mention Raist have even persuaded my Johnny to try and learn some magic too. Since he claim he couldn´t defend me on our trip ...
Don´t you think he did all he could though???
But he says he want to be a roaring lion! ... not a roaring mouse.
To which Raist wryly commented "Don´t roar too loud, Lionheart - or the Big White Hunter might find and shoot you - and Meeps´ll kill you if that happens -o* " Tshee-hee-hee *O*
Which leads my thoughts back to the argument which started all this. It all started with me and Johnny arguing. ... Johnny becoming scared of not being quite as he should be. Which he sometimes does ... Threatening to leave me since he claims I am not satisfied with him - which I am - very much! But he gets so very, very sad and says, he really ought to leave so I could find a PROPER man to love ...
AS IF!!
... as if I could ever find anybody as wonderful, sweet, gorgeous, marvellous - PERFECTLY MMMmmmtshee-hee *O*
Yes, I´ll be quiet and go on, Johnny kin *o*
I would love to be able to tell you that that argument is solved and we will never fight or even just talk about that again. But then I would be lying ... And I never lie!
I only tell stories -o*
... what I mean is that it is a never ending argument.
On one hand I do love that Johnny wants to protect the people he love - even when I get scared what can happen to my explosive darling.
On the other hand I do strongly prefer a mild manner man to a big, strong macho guy ...
I just want Johnny to be his own sweet self *o*
Really many people do love him as he is. But in his insecurity he tells me that they are just charmed by his manners. Can´t see the real very bad Johnny behind that, he claims. Silly pet ...
But Johnny of course has a point when he complains that I at the same time as I claim firmly - and truthfully - to very much love Sam, Ichabod, Gilbert - in short; Johnny - I also am very interested in what the macho guys do ... Eh, one moment, my dear people ...

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..... hm .. my sweet Johnny claims he wouldn´t want it to be any other way *O* He is clearly feeling better now, I can tell *o*
That he wouldn´t want to be only a peaceful bookworm or just a passionate hothead. Is quite happy to be both. Since it would be boring if he had to stick to only one thing here in life.
But on the other hand he ... excuse me for blushing now ... is quite ready to stick to this ONE broad broad if she wants him - and do I ever ??? - since she is not of a one track mind either. I can both enjoy a good car chase in a movie and shiver with fear and get rather mad at the crazy drivers if the chase is taking place in real life ... Hm?