How to survive parties - in style *o*
Or not surviving ...
Johnny felt tired from the start. Felt strangely beside himself - like being two people at once. He
had had a long day already. And the heat of the hotel did neither relax nor revived him. He did say hello to some
friends though - and even a possible enemy. Tried to be his own sweet charming self as much as possible. But soon sat himself
down with a drink and a guilty smoke - you were of course not suppose to smoke at such an expensive hotel - on a heavenly
soft couch in a semi dark corner. That was the right way to survive these kind of functions in style! Ensconced oneself
in a comfy place and let the party come to you, Johnny smiled to himself. He also smiled a bit at the thought of
the witch out to find Anubis. And hope she would find him soon - for both their sakes on such a cold night - and that the
water from the spring would work. a bit later that evening Johnny was driving home alone on a dark country road. The wind
was still doing it utmost to sound like a soundtrack of a better horror movie. But the rain had stop. And a full moon peeped
melodramatically out from behind the fast moving big clouds now and then. Johnny knew he was really too tired and sleepy
to drive his own car. But it was easier to just do so than trying to find some one to drive him. He wanted to go home so badly
he could almost taste and smell it. A arid, acrid sort of sensation - not at all pleasant ... He didnīt want to be
away from home that much. And he had promised to make some devilīs horn for a mask ... Here he smiled sleepily and
beautifully. The little girlie who wanted the horns were anything but a devil, but wanted them very badly none the less. Johnny
yawned hugely. And then suddenly sat up straight with eyes as big as saucers. Just in front of his car a big black
horse reared up at its hind legs in the middle of the otherwise empty road and the rider on its back raising his sword over
his head as if he wanted to pierce the deadly white moon above him. Johnny tried desperately to turn the car away from
hitting the horse. At the same time swearing at that stupid, imbecile, idiotic man who went horseback riding in
so dark a spot. The car drove right across the luckily empty road and straight down into a rather deep ditch
at the other side. Johnny swore at himself too for driving too fast and - again - having forgot to tie his seatbelt! And then
passed out having hit both his ribs and head hard against the steering wheel ... Slowly Johnny got his senses back. It
was still very dark. And very quiet. And Johnny wish he could pass out again because his head and the whole middle section
of his body felt like it was on fire or something. He stayed quite still for quite some time. Just groaning a bit from time
to time. A fleeting moment he thought of gas running out and cars exploding on movies. But for one thing he couldnīt smell
gas and for another he hurt too much to care. Then all of a sudden the door beside him opened and a man looked in on him.
Johnny moaned "Could you ... help me, please! I have a cell phone in the inner pocket of my coat - if you could call
an ... an ambu-ambulance for me ..." Johnny peered up at the man who just stood there scratching his head and looking
confused. Then the man said "Are you sure you got long hair?" Johnny didnīt believe his own ears. But then managed to
smile a bit and said "Yeah, pretty sure. My girl prefer it that way - something to yank at she says. Could you help me now
that that is established?" "Sure" the man said and started to try at get Johnny to get out of the car and to stand on his
own two feet. And somehow they managed between them although Johnny was crying with pain when he was upright. "You couldnīt
- I mean ... Maybe if I lean against the car I could use the phone myself and ..." "Itīs busted" the man interrupted
coldly "It broke when you smashed against the wheel. Beside we better get going. It took me a bit of time to get rid of the
"Headless Horseman" costume - that horse is a bitch! And I donīt have all night for this" Johnny was about to tell this grumpy
man that Daredevil was a stallion. Not a bitch. And actually a nice horsy too! But the man had a firm grip on his arm and
was dragging him up the side of the ditch and Johnny had to clench his teeth just to keep from passing out. When up
on flat ground he did manage to stop the man though and wrench his arm free. So swaying slightly he demanded to know what
the Hell the man thought he was doing! "O.K. - O.K. ..." Johnny said in a more calm tone of voice because he suddenly
thought he knew why the man was behaving the way he did. "You were afraid the petrol would explode and kill us both - that
was sweet of you to think of that, but ..." Again the man interrupted Johnny "Nope! You are already dead, mate! ... and
I have never been alive - at least not in your sense of the word. So I canīt be killed"
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