Dragon Times - page 5

A screeching sound of breaks was heard and a lot of hot air came rushing at us almost blowing the fire over at Meeps and Johnny. Luckily Meeps is a far more able witch than she give herself credit for so she threw up her hands at the last moment and yelled "neercs!" and raised a magical screen in front of her and a rather scared looking Johnny.
"What the He.. was that!" Johnny exclaimed and then stared with open mouth at the huge space ship hanging between us and the almost set sun.
"Your mother, dear?" Meeps suggested removing the screen and getting to her feet. "Ever since you showed her how to drive your pickup she thinks she can drive anything - including the Millennium Falcon"
Saying this Meeps went down to the water´s edge and yelled as loud as she could "Why in the seven flaming pits on Rockerridge mountain are you allowing HER to drive, Han Solo!"
A moment there was absolute silence and Johnny mumbled worried to me "It´s the Falcon alright - but she has been stolen at least two times before so it might not be Chewbacca and Han Solo - or Mumsy"
Then one of the gun slowly turned towards Meeps and I thought "Oh, no, I will never manage to change shape in time and get Meepsie anyway from that ... Why doesn´t she run!"
Johnny apparently didn´t think. Just jumped across the now calm fire and started to run. But before he could reach his ladylove a shower of water gushed out of the gun and hit her right in the face and left Meeps spluttering and laughing.
Then Aphrodite´s normally so sweet voice came over the space ship´s loud speaker with a bit of an edge to it "How about a bit of respect, young chick!"
There the voice said much more friendly sounding "O.K. I am sorry about breaking too late, sweetie ... I saw what the fire did - almost did - and thought I better cool you off a bit before coming ashore. Can I come down now without you scolding me - pretty please?"
And of course she could. Meeps loves her mother-in-law very much and they were soon happily chatting away at the fire. It turned out the love goddess had borrowed the space ship - I couldn´t quite figure out if she had asked and gotten permission - and flown her all by herself to visit with her sweet son and daughter-in-law.
And invite us all to a ball the up-coming week end at the 7913 Milky Way. That is the residence of Elvis P. and Marilyn M. who is together for the time being - when Marilyn is not making the 'King' livid by accepting dinner invitation from James D. ... Some people won´t even rest in peace in death - especially not if Meeps´ imagination have anything to mew -O*
Now I know my audience will be very curious as to what Aphrodite looks like - but it is difficult to describe the goddess of love properly. She seems to be all beautiful women at the same time while being distinctly her own person too - if you understand what I mean -o*
But I can tell you she wore a very pink dress with purple flowers on together with a grey and white checked waist coat. And had a white scarf tied around her lovely neck. So while she looked fabulous the clothes look - to say the least - very odd together.
Something her son - both Meepsie's version and the real life one seem to have inherited - all three can manage to look a million bucks in the strangest outfits seen this side of Pluto -o* The planet, that is *O*
While Aphrodite and Meeps were busy talking about the latest rumour about Sir John Falstaff and queen Elizabeth - the first, that is -o* - I whispered discreetly to Johnny "Maybe Danish Silliness Inc. should get your mother as your next big costumer. She .. please, my dear, I mean no offense - but she do have a very peculiar style in clothing ..."
It was definitely a mistake saying that. Johnny might not quite be Mr. Depp himself but he adores his mother just as much as his real life double does. And while he did remember I am his friend he didn´t feel that friendly towards me according to the frown his lovely face wore.
And I had also forgotten that "Mumsy" is a goddess and as such has very long ears - I mean; hear very well *O*
Because she turned a very lovely smile at me and said "Oh, but my sweet Amy, I am their best costumer already. I love wearing one of Johnny´s creations. You should see the sweaters he knits. The colours rival this sunset in beauty. No, Johnny, I´ll not be quiet - why should I? I am only telling your friend the truth"
Johnny´s cheeks were by now as red as the sunset. And did´t get any paler when Meeps giggled "Mumsy just have her own style - especially when she is relaxed and at home as to night. Besides - who needs style with her gorgeous smile -O* And that goes for her dear beautiful son too"
Said son looked a moment like he would like to try and fill up the ocean by throwing a giggling chicken in. Then he took a deep breath and said smiling at me "Could I interest you in a sweater, my dear Amy? ... hopefully not in dragon size - but if you like I´ll try to find material enough"
So - are there any of my dear readers out there who is interested in a genuine Danish Silliness Inc. creation? Only - you have to remember the things are totally imaginary and only keep your fantasy warm -O*