Spinning a yarn

I was sorting through my record collection last night trying to find a tune called Nobody Here But Us Chickens, when my friend Mavis Smith came for a visit.
Now if there are any new reader of this my silliness present - or any of the old have forgotten to take their memory pills like I often do ... - I think I better explain *o*
Mavis is an invented character - a figment of my imagination so to speak. And very proud of it by the way -O* Claims she was "Born Standing Up And Fighting Back" ... when she is in fact just a blue eyed half Danish, half English pussycat *o*
But never mind how she came into being - I see no reason to be impolite, so I welcomed her into my flat, and asked her, how her and her hubby were doing. Now another figment of my overheated brain has gotten her married to Johnny Depp - but that's quite another story, as they say - so she felt just fine and dandy, thank you -O*
She started helping me finding the baby hens´ "Home alone" tune.
And while we did that, she told me a story about the first time, she and Johnny were truly alone - going down hill in San Francisco. Her tease - Mavis' Johnny? - claims, it has been going "down hill" for him ever since - but he looks so happy at Mavis saying it, I for one don´t believe him -o*
Johnny was looking for a second hand book shop, he had heard about in that neighbourhood, and Mavis was looking for - well, not to put any finer point to it -o* - a way to lure him into bed frankly.
HER bed of course !! Tshe *o*
But here is her story in her own words:

"Johnny had picked me up at my hotel - asking, if I wanted to join him in search of this excellent second hand book store, since I had claimed, I love books.
Going down this very steep hill, Johnny asked me, how I felt. I think, he meant about being in America for the first time *o* But I answered: ""How Do You Think I Feel?" - "You Made Me Love You" - so here I am "In The Mood" "On The Sunny Side Of The Street""
... in fact it was at night, Meeps - but one should never let such little details stop one *o*
..... come to think of it - I´ve just realized ... Johnny wasn´t looking for the bookshop either !?! He must have know it would be closed at that time of the day - evening *o* He just wanted to be with me for a little while - aaaaah *O*
Oh, yes, my story *o*
I continued "I feel "All Shook Up", Baby. So let´s do a bit of "Shake, Rattle And Roll" and "Rock Around The Clock", so there can be some "Peace In The Valley" for me ..."
Johnny definitely looked to be a bit of a "Shy Guy" to me, and didn´t answer right away, so I pleaded a bit more ""Don´t Sit Under The Apple Tree" looking up at "The Blue Moon Of Kentucky" so to speak - even though we are in Frisco ... and just dream about what to do. "Love Me Tender" instead, Johnny-baby - before I have to check in at the "Heartbreak Hotel" ...."
Johnny asked me in a tone of voice some where between teasing and panic ""What´s Love Got To Do With It?""
And I thought ""Typical Male!!!""
But then looked at this sweet beauty again, and thought "No, he is very far for typical - oooh, he is SO gorgeous ..."
So I said in a gentler tone of voice "You are nervous, my "Poor Boy" - but let my be your "Teddy Bear"? "You Always Hurt The One You Love", but we should rather "Ac-cent-u-ate The Positive" and be sweet and gentle ... If we do this "My Way", I am sure, the singing part of your anatomy will compose and perform its very own "Opus One" before long *o* "
Johnny was willing to give it a try, so we went back to my room and ... could you pass me the wine, Meeps? And ... Well, you have to guess for yourself, what we did at my room! You are a big girl after all -o* And there is no tune about that here *O* "