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How to make a Johnny ...

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One sweet, clever fan once told me about a wizard making Johnny
Here is what the magical guy mumbled in MY imagination
while making his enchanting master piece *O*
 
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Let´s start from the top.
So we can be on the up-and-up.

Johnny shall have the softest brown hair,
who sometimes stands up in the air.

Behind the forehead´s rounded dome,
an excellent brain will have its home.

Then take two expressive brows -
very useful during rows,
over a pair of soft brown eyes,
as sweet as apple pies.

Place them on either side of the cutest nose -
yes, do let us add one of those ...
with a little wrinkle just on top,
when ever Johnny thinks: "Hi! Stop!! Enough!!!"

Under the nose a pair of lips
who could easily "launch ships"
in shape so elegant and fine,
they are positively sublime.

To keep his glasses in place,
add an ear on either side of the face.
A rounded chin beneath the mouth,
completes the north, east, west and south
of our gorgeous Johnny´s head,
about which much good shall be said

Attach to it a body so wonderful
that only the old moon has more pull
in women - body and soul
rich or poor - young or old.

Blaze on it a "happy trail"
that will make women go pale ...

On the back stick a bum so round and tight
it will be called "Women´s Delight"

Find fingers long and slender,
who can caress so gentle and tender.

Give him two feet, who can bring him to and fro -
the women will rather have him come than go.

All in all - a imperfect perfect man
trying to be as sweet as he can