Borrowed ditties -O*

I sometimes change the text of well known tunes.

Here are a couple of those *o*

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I love the Last Night at the Proms and always start bawling when they play Edward Elgar´s Pomp and Circumstance march *o* I am not sure why since I see those kind of very patriotic feelings as pretty dangerous ...
But last time I visited the Royal Albert Hall courtesy of my TV I changed the text a bit and giggled instead of wailing -o*

Tune: Land of Hope and Glory

Man of movie and story.
Father of Lily Rose
How shall we extol thee
who are fan of thee
Sweeter still and sweeter
shall thy image be seen.
God, who made thee a cutie -
make thee cuter yet.

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... it is a shame the BBC orchestra is busy in Birmingham today - tshee -O*

And now to something entirely different -o*

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Tune: Jingle Bell

Johnny Depp, Johnny Depp,
we will yell -
laughing all the way.
How much fun it is to be
fan of this cutie pie.

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Tune: Silent Night

Silent night, turn up the light
So I can see the most wonderful sight
Two brown eyes smiling at me -
from across the bed I do see
The face I love to be seeing
The boy I love to love

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Tune: I´m dreaming of a white Christmas

I´m dreaming of a sweet Johnny
Like the Johnny I would love to know
With the eyes so merry
that he my heart will carry
in his back pocket just for show

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Tune: You must remember this ... (As times goes by)

You must remember this
I could die for his kiss
and loose my mind when he sighs
It is a fundamental thing for lovers
as times goes by.

When two lovers bill and cue
and Johnny smiles "I love you"
my heart starts to cry
and then he has to kiss me for comfort
as times goes by

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