I had been at the public library one afternoon using their free computers to indulge myself looking
at gorgeous pictures of the gorgeous man Johnny Depp rolling a cigarette.
I even read one time that he can roll a cigarette
using only one hand ...
Then I left and had my supper - which included a chilli flavoured gravy - which might partly explain,
why my imagination got so hot ...
Or is it just because Johnny is so HOT
He *o*
Anyway *O* ...
I sat
there at this small restaurant behind the library and fantasized about being a piece of paper *o*
... o.k. - I can hear
you say; "Now the woman has finally gone totally crazy ... There is NOTHING what so ever hot in being a piece of paper
for crying out loud !!!"
But I beg to differ - just listen to this, my friends -o*
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Oh ...
maybe everybody, whose sensibility is easily offended should leave this page right about now ...
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That should make all eager and on their toes -o*
.... letīs just hope then,
I can live up to the expectations ......
I want to be a liquorice flavoured piece of paper designed to roll a home made
cigarette with.
Then I would hope to be bought by Johnny - of course! Tshe *o*
And he would take me out of the box
ever so gently, in order not to tear me. Then hold me careful on his warm soft palm, so I would not blow away or fall down.
Happily Johnny would place a good amount of sweet smelling tobacco on me - and then roll me around - fondling me with
his strong gentle fingers.
He would straighten me out with delicate strokes - aah - taking real pleasure and joy in making
me a perfect(ly happy) cig *O*
Then he would lick me - the whole length of me from top to bottom - oh, heavenly blissful
joy !!! I can hardly bear just the thought of it much less the actual action .......
YAHOOOOOOO !!!
Eh, sorry *o*
Finally the adorable man would put one end of me in that wonderful mouth - between those gorgeous
lips ... Hold me ever so gentle and careful with his lovely teeth ...
My-my !!! Isn't it getting hot in here ! ? ! I am
burning with love towards this perfect human being *O* !!!
... hi? wait a bit .... What ! ? ! That little .. BRAT
... stroke a match and - and ...
LIT ME !!!
Really ...
JOHNNY
!!! !!! !!! ... how could you ...
After all that we have been going through just now ...
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I'm sorry, my dear people - but Meeps is looking very miffed here - clearly offended by this ....
Must be because, she doesnīt smoke herself? ... I mean, everybody just KNOWS, that you light up a fag, when ma .. de ... Could somebody call the fire brigade?
I better put out the fire in
her hair !!! īscuse us !!!
Love Johnny - eh, Meepsieīs invented editor
-o*
